Sports and games

Big sporting events always grab the attention of the public. Every summer at this time, Wimbledon week, people go crazy, if you are a tennis player all year round, you dread this tournament because every posing asshole is out on court with their useless expensive equipment all desperately trying to hit a serve like federer, or wearing knee length shorts and tank top in an attempt to look like Nadal. Newsflash, even he looks like a tit, so what do you think you look like when you keep hitting the net, look at your strings all you want asshole, a little rubber shock absorber stuck to your ’Wilson’ racket won’t help your pathetic form. On the up side, at least these people are trying to play a decent game, but when the Golf Open comes around, every douche bag who ever went to their local Crazy Golf digs out their dads pringle gear and go about dressing like a prize cunt. Stripy polo shirts and waterproof tank tops don’t go, idiot, what made you think they did? I have never fully understood the attraction, or the point of watching golf, taking in a round is different, and sometimes enjoyable, but to stand around a golf course waiting for some guy to maybe stop near you to hit a ball, just seems like a massive waste of the time you have on this earth, its not like going to watch live football, or boxing or anything like that, you are literally standing in a field waiting for a guy to walk past you, and paying for it.
As you may have noticed sports kind of annoy me, more the fans and players than the actual sports, but there are rare exceptions, people who excel at their sport with true talent, not people like David Beckham, sure he can score free kicks occasionally, but when it comes to beating a man, the only time you can say he does that is when he is wanking off his ‘wife’. True sportsmen are those with the personality to match the skill, Muhammad Ali, Gazza, John McEnroe to name a few. Unless you are one of those people I don’t want to know your sporting achievements, because in everyday life, to us , the regular Joes, there is only one game that matters, one true sport, Pro Evo on the playstation 2. The closest any one of us will ever get to sporting great status is at this game. People, most of whom don’t know any better, or are terrorists, claim that Fifa is better, but as I say, that game is only played by idiots and terrorists.
As any real man will tell you, not much stings quite like finishing bottom of the league against your mates, you could be dumped by your girl, punched in the face, fired from your job or flicked in the nuts, but none of them destroy you in quite the same way as a heavy defeat at Pro Evo. It can truly break a man. It is quite simply the greatest sports game on the market, and if you don’t play it, for whatever reason, not owning the game, not owning a computer, not having friends, or maybe you are an idiot or a terrorist and you prefer Fifa, whatever, you have my sympathy, because its not just a game, its sitting with your mates getting wrecked, its deciding what team to go, its landing on Real Madrid on a random choice, its sticking one it the top bag from 30 yards, it’s the look on everyone’s face when they have been defeated, its going to your bed a champion, even if it is only known to your mates. Its when the hot curvy chick in the grey skirt suit is handing out medals/hand jobs to your team, when you can finally sit back and relax, the hours you just put in were worth it. There’s the feeling you want, and you are the only one in the room feeling it, everyone else is completely and utterly fucking depressed.