I am in an unusually nostalgic mood today. The world will be very, very different by this time next month, we will know the next 'leader of the free world' and I am embarrassed to say, I am going to miss W. We have spent the last 8 years bitching about him, but now that he is going, I think I will miss him, especially if McCain gets in. Its like drinking decaf coffee for 8 years, then moving straight to double espressos. John McCain is the original Maverick, so say his campaign ads. Now, does he mean he was a wunderkind pilot who struck fear into the hearts of his enemies, like the character in Top Gay was originally envisaged, or does he mean he loves to put peni in his mouth, like the way the character turned out thanks to Tom Cruise. Well, it can only be the latter, if he scared the enemy so much, they wouldn't have had such a blast torturing the bald fuck for six years, and if he had an ounce of self respect or initiative he would have taken over the prison camp and escaped, using sticks and stones, like they do in the movies. He can play the Vietnam card all he wants, its wearing thin. If I was Obama, I would have slapped McCain in his bizarre looking face long before now. But as all great men do, he has chosen to defeat him in the ring. I mean the political ring, they aren't going to throw down, like we say in the ghetto.
We are constantly reminded just how fragile the world really is, tsunami, hurricane, floods, terrorism, you name it, we have seen it in the reign of Bush, of course its just coincidence, because if I claimed it anything other than that I would be a 'conspiracy theorist', and conspiracy theorists are silly, with all their informed free thinking and passion, what is the world coming to when people start to think for themselves. We have also been introduced to a looming threat, we have not felt the full destructive force of it yet, but rest assured if McCain gets in, you will get to see the damage that Sarah Palin is capable of. The crazy, gun toting, moose hunting, illegitimate grand child having, money wasting half wit. Hello Palin, Goodbye America, that should be her political slogan. I wouldn't trust this woman with a donut, let alone an entire country. She has a great rack from what I can see, and maybe a sweet ass, but that’s not really the important issue, at any rate she has a few kids, so I bet her fanny is like a wizards sleeve, the important issue is that she was a sports caster, a bad one at that, she came second in a ten buck top prize beauty contest, and she can't really talk properly, she seems completely out of her depth, and the reason for that is she is a shill, she may or may not realise, but she is. Obama allegedly dropped the ball by not naming Hillary as his VP, and thus losing the vagina vote, so instead of the republicans naming an educated human being with experience in the field, they chose the first attractive, but not really attractive, owner of a vag that they could find. Personally I don't think Obama dropped the ball by not naming Clinton VP, I think he just realised that she would have him killed within his first week of office and take the reigns, and there is nothing more terrifying than a scorned woman with a point to prove.
Without sounding overly dramatic, the fate of the world is in American hands. If they vote in McCain, not only will they subject the world to a more concentrated version of Bush but they will lose the respect of the people around the world that still believe that there are Americans that get it. Because, believe it or not, some of us still have faith in the American people. I am not an idiot, candidates on both sides will end their term serving the same purpose, that of the money men, but its nice to dream about leaders with ideals and values. Sadly they eventually all become the same. Look at W, watch any video from when he was young and drunk, he looked like a laugh riot, now he is a stuffy old coke head. But his idiocy will always make me laugh.
